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FAVORITE MOVIES: 21 Jump Street (2012)

"You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney! If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fuck you, bitch!"


I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.


really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today


 this right here is my favorite line in the entire fucking show


cool tricks to share with your kids

A Study In 3b: Isaac in 3x15: “Galvanize”



@noel_fisherIf watermelon could talk I bet it would have a super sexy voice.


(Source: noelsfishr)


humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

(Source: square-enix)


Ladies and Gents, I am pleased to introduce: Andrew Scott in shorts! [x]